‘The Simpsons’ Predictions For 2021

Screen Rant – November 17, 2020 at 11:55AM:

‘The Simpsons’ have long been prolific projectors into the future of world events from the Super Bowl, to grease stealing, to Trump becoming President. Their uncanny ability to always seem to know what’s next comes from the fact that they always seem to have their thumb on our current human trajectory. I’m not talking about the time Lisa projected the Simpson world growing a fifth finger either. Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie and the whole of Springfield has turned out to be right for many moments in history.

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‘Last Man Standing’ to End With Season 9 on Fox

Variety – October 14, 2020 at 11:46AM:


“Last Man Standing” is coming to an end — again. Fox announced Wednesday that the previously announced Season 9 of the Tim Allen multi-camera comedy will be the show’s last. The ninth and final season is slated to debut in January. This will mark the second time “Last Man Standing” has ended.

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How ‘Family Guy’ Newcomer Arif Zahir Landed His Big Break as the New Cleveland Brown

Variety – October 14, 2020 at 11:44AM:


Arif Zahir knows he’s living a bit of a Cinderella story: The aspiring young actor has gone from impersonating the “Family Guy” character Cleveland Brown on YouTube to starring as the character’s voice actor starting next season. “It doesn’t seem real,” said Zahir, who officially landed the gig last month, as “Family Guy” was renewed.

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An Important Discussion About Kim Cattrall’s Completely Insane New Show, ‘Filthy Rich’

TV – UPROXX – October 1, 2020 at 01:05PM:

There are very few things in the world more fun than the first two-to-ten episodes of a ridiculous primetime soap opera. Things can and usually do careen off the rails at some point after that, which is understandable because there are only so many things you can do with these shows before you devolve into self-parody, but the beginning, right in that little window where everything is fresh and new and just being explained for the first time, that’s the sweet spot. So much happens so quickly and, if you’re lucky, it becomes something so crazy that people stare at you with their mouths open as you explain it all to them. It’s a lot of fun to do.

This brings us to Filthy Rich, a new primetime soap on Fox that stars Kim Cattrall as the matriarch of a scandal-plagued family of televangelists. The show aired its second episode this week and has already burned through, conservatively, about three seasons of plot. There’s no way the show can keep this up. It’s not a sustainable situation. Someday soon this sucker is going to start rattling and falling to pieces on the highway like a used car doing the Cannonball Run, but until that happens, man, it’s a heck of a ride. I can’t wait to explain it all to you.

But I’m sure you have some questions. Please, fire away.

What do you mean by scandal-plagu-

I’m sorry. I have to stop you there. I need to tell you some things that happen before the opening credits of the very first episode.

Okay, shoot.

In order:

  • Kim Cattrall torches her family’s New Orleans mansion while wearing a white fur wrap and says “rot in hell” as she stares at the flames
  • Her character’s husband, Eugene, the head of the huge Christian television empire the family operates, appears to die in a private plane crash while entertaining two prostitutes, moments after he removes his belt while saying “I am one rich son of a bitch”
  • Both Kim Cattrall’s character and the home audience learn at the will reading that Eugene had at least three illegitimate children with three different women and they are all entitled to a piece of his estate

This is a good way to start a television show.

I’m sorry. I’m still stuck on Kim Cattrall burning down this mansion.

It was great. The whole thing was set to, I swear to God, a cover of “Higher Love” by Steve Winwood complete with wailing Christian guitars that was later revealed to be performed by the network’s charismatic and power-hungry reverend. Here, look.


Mother of God.

Yeah, buddy. This is barely 30 seconds into the premiere.

Do… do we meet the illegitimate children? What’s their deal?

I’m very glad you asked. We do meet all three of them and, yes, I need to go back to bullet points to introduce them. We have:

  • Antonio, an MMA fighter who is raising a young son — named Jesus, because everyone on Filthy Rich believes in God but not subtlety — by himself
  • Jason, a Colorado drug dealer whose first action on the show involves walking into a trailer filled with weed
  • Ginger Sweet, a media-savvy Las Vegas entrepreneur who runs a very adult-oriented farm-themed webcam service called — again, no subtlety required or even desired — Sinwagon dot com

It’s fantastic. It reads like the beginning of a great joke. (“An MMA fighter, a weed dealer, and a porno tycoon walk into a church…”) It’s kind of like… remember the old TNT continuation of the show Dallas, the one that aired a few years back and once featured Judith Light doing lines of cocaine at a rodeo?


This is all kind of like that but with Jesus instead of oil.

That’s high praise. Tell me more about Kim Cattrall’s character.

Gladly. Her character is named Margaret Monreaux, the spelling of which, in addition to the Southern accents characters dip into and out of from scene to scene, is our constant reminder that the show is set in New Orleans. She and the family are trying to start a kind of all-Christian Amazon called SunnyClub. It is struggling to land subscribers and these new revelations will not help.

Margaret Monreaux is also a perfect Kim Cattrall character. At one point her family catches her smoking a cigarette with a rubber glove on and she explains that she is trying to keep the nicotine stench off her fingers because she is “a lady who smokes, not a smoker.” At another point she orders a martini “very cold, hold the vermouth,” and when it is pointed out to her that this is just a glass of vodka, she replies “Your point?”

My favorite extremely Kim Cattrall moment, however, was this exchange with Ginger, regarding SinWagon and its continued existence.


I… I love this. Ginger Sweet seems fun.

Oh, is she ever. She’s a classic bomb-thrower, like a Julie Cooper from The O.C., someone who carries a 50-pound sack of chaos with her everywhere she goes and sprinkles it about liberally. She turned down the family’s payoff and moved her entire SinWagon operation to New Orleans (yes, she and her mother drive around in a vehicle emblazoned with “SinWagon,” but you probably figured that out already), and, in the second episode, agreed to be baptized live on the family’s network — an attempt to legitimize Eugene’s misdeeds — only to, surprise, reveal that she had nothing on under her now-soaked robe but an advertisement for her new Bible-themed rebranded adult webcam service called SaintWagon dot com.




Okay, just a few more questions here.

Whatever you need.

Earlier, you said Eugene “appears to die in a private plane crash.” Does this mean…

Oh yeah, he is super alive. He was fished out of the swamp by an old woman who is nursing him back to health in a dilapidated cabin and re-baptized him in the bayou at the same time on the show as Ginger’s baptism.

… Baptism montage?

Correct again.

This feels like the kind of show where one of Margaret’s children kisses her new half-brother on the mouth and feels gross about it until she — and we — later discover that the “half-brother” is actually the doppelgänger adopted brother of her biological “half-brother,” who is in a coma, and this is all part of a Parent Trap ruse to get money from the family for medical bills.

I mean… wow. Yes. That is exactly what is happening here. I’m honestly very impressed.

I figured it was a short walk from “secretly alive philanderous religious figure finding god on the bayou after a plane crash” to some coma shenanigans.

Fair point. Oh, quick note about the plane crash…

Mysterious circumstances? Foul play suspected? Possibly by a recently fired investigative reporter who announced to anyone listening that he “doesn’t do puff pieces”?

Okay, don’t lie to me. You’ve been watching the show, too, haven’t you?

I mean…



It’s okay, man. It’s really okay. I’m glad you’re watching it. It’s a decent escapist release for 45 minutes a week. And it means I can ask you about the reveal at the end of episode two wh-…


lol yes

I somehow saw it coming 10,000 miles away and yet I still gasped like an old woman who just saw a ghost.


It’s a fun show.


There’s no way it can keep this up.

Probably not!

But I’ll take the ride until it’s out of service.

I think that’s a solid policy here.

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‘The Masked Singer’ Shocker: Here’s the Identity of Gremlin, Who Yanked His Own Mask Off

TV – Variety – September 30, 2020 at 06:14PM:


Don’t feed the Gremlin after midnight, don’t let it come into contact with water… and show caution when casting it on “The Masked Singer.” In a series first, “The Masked Singer” didn’t unmask a celebrity on Wednesday night — the celebrity did the unmasking themselves. Mickey Rourke was the second performer to leave “The Masked […]

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